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azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

doggosource:

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

oeus:

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

(Source: android1718)

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

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